It’s backkkkkk. Time for a new season of the Bachelorette, which means a whole new round of my Batchin’ and Betchin’ recap! I’m so excited to dissect last night’s season premiere because this might be the most interesting group of guys I’ve ever seen. I mean, 3 of them did get wasted on the first night. So let’s get to the good, the bad and the downright ugly on last night’s episode, shall we?
Enough said with this one. Not only is she is gorgeous, she also handled talking about the Ben break up with such class, and she’s so stinkin’ cute! Also, her hair was the real MVP of this entire ep if I’m being honest. Slay girl, slay.
So I’ve rounded up my four personal favorite cuties from last night’s episode. I’m curious to know who all of your favorite contenders are!
A 25 year old Marine with a TWIN. Yes please.
Or shall I say Aaron Rodger’s little bro? Not only is his family NFL royalty, but he’s totally adorable and did you see that kiss?! Swoon. He deserved that first impression rose, and he’s going to the final two. Mark my words.
At first I was a little wary because he is from a small town and suddenly I found myself having flashbacks of Farmer Chris, but he’s so charming and he bought JoJo cowboy boots! Any man who can pick out good shoes is clearly a keeper.
He totally looks like the bad boy you meet at the bar you shouldn’t be talking to because he’s so cute, but also probably a douche…but he’s just so cute you can’t help yourself!! Judging from the previews though, JoJo should probably keep an eye on this one.
The Bachelor franchise has famed itself on the questionable career choices of some of the contestants. Does anyone remember “Twin” from last season. What a classic. I have to say, Evan set the bar pretty high at the beginning of the episode.
There were definitely some close runner ups with the Hipster, the Bachelor Superfan and the Canadian however. I mean, we all love the Bachelor, but I’d almost rather admit I’m unemployed.
There also seemed to be a lot of messy ‘dos going on last night. In scrolling through Twitter, GMA summed up what I was complaining about the entire time JoJo was trying to give lil bro Rodgers the first impression rose…
That little hair floof distracted me in ways I can’t even tell you. Like, did he actually get the first impression rose? I don’t even know. All I wanted was for JoJo to notice to pull one of these
If this were the MTV show Next, I would’ve Nexted the following two so fast they wouldn’t have even made it out of the limo.
P.S.- what was in that creepy non-descript box he gave her. Anyone…?
No words. Sadly, one of these two made it to next week’s episode. Looking at you, Santa.
Also throughout life I’ve learned that there is drunk and then there is first night at the Bachelor mansion drunk. Daniel, our professional Canadian was the first one to get totally sloshed, but was also not the last. Unfortunately though, he was the worst.
If you end up so hammered your pants come off in a room of 24 other guys you don’t even know…we have a problem. Somehow Daniel also managed to make it to another week. I’m just going to blame production for the questionable choices that happened at the rose ceremony.
Personally, I can’t wait for the reappearance of these two
These guys are going to have their hands full when they get to meet JoJo’s fam!
Stay tuned for next week. What did you all think of the premiere? Share your thoughts in the comments with me!