Batchin’ and Betchin’ Recap: Making Gainz

Well, it looks like my prediction about Chad from last week was indeed absolutely accurate. He’s the cute guy you’re hoping will come up and talk to you, but as soon as he does and he opens his mouth you’re like

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I feel like I say this every season but they’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel for date ideas. Take when JoJo put them all through firefighter training last night, for example. The producers are setting these guys up for failure. They are much more suited for sitting in the Bachelor mansion and making up songs about JoJo…because that unfortunately happened.

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Plus, we all knew Grant had it in the bag for this date, because well, I would honestly be concerned if he didn’t.

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Luke came close though, and was quite crushed he didn’t win. All I have to say is that if the firefighting thing isn’t working out for you, I can see a budding career in modeling.

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Work the camera, babe.

The other boys of course pouted the whole time too being on this date because that means they didn’t get the one on one with JoJo. That coveted honor went to Derek, who I think is secretly related to John Krasinski. Like seriously, tell me I’m wrong on this one.

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Honestly, I didn’t pay attention for 90% of the one on one. I literally couldn’t even tell you what they did. I only started paying attention when he started using very vague statements about not opening up because of his last relationship, and talking in circles for 5 minutes. If it doesn’t work out with JoJo, I think I know who his soulmate might be.

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Remember when Caila was supposed to be the Bachelorette? Yeah, me either.

If the pull ups on the side of the house with that weight chained around his waist weren’t enough…then the ESPN themed date where Chad continued to dig his own grave, 100% secured his status as the biggest d-bag ever.

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Chad was full of great compliments this whole episode. From calling JoJo “naggy” on the group date, to using his brilliantly awful protein shake metaphor to describe the men in the house, he reminded me of one of my favorite villains from last season.

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#neverforget

Olivia didn’t get along with he girls in the house because she liked smart people things, and in the world according to Chad, he’s got a one up on all the guys because he’s the only one who has seen a beautiful girl before.

Where. Do. They. Find. These. People.

Naturally and also not surprisingly, all the guys in the house hate Chad. Here are just a few of my favorite quotes from last night’s episode the detail how the men really feel about him.

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So eloquently spoken.

To top of the the evening’s episode, Chad continued to out douche, and out eat everyone in the house. Not only did he have a piece of deli meat in his hand every chance he got, he also felt the need to eat it like this every time the camera panned on him…

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Chad somehow managed to get a rose much to the dismay of every other guy in the house, but are we really surprised? You can’t kick out the villain on episode two! Chad still has plenty more shade to throw, protein shake references to make, and food to eat.

Plus, every girl has a thing for the bad boy. JoJo was eating up every second of their kiss.

Speaking of JoJo, did anyone else feel like our title girl had no airtime last night? I guess it was hard to fit her in when the whole episode suddenly became the Chad show.

Can’t wait for next week’s man drama filled episode. You know it’s going to be a good one when punches start to get thrown. Looking at you, Chad.

How do you guys feel about this season so far?

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