2 days and 4 hours of the Bachelorette later, I have a lot of feelings about Chad. Sure, there were many other memorable moments with the other guys, like Jordan’s lack of shirt at the pool party and Luke’s steamy hot tub date, but mostly all of my concern was focused on Chad not killing the other men in the house, and also hoping one of the producers ran to the nearest Abercrombie to buy Evan a new distressed V Neck. Seriously, dude was distraught.
RIP red v neck
In any event, in my open letter to Chad, I wanted to share a few pieces of advice regarding what I think could’ve helped turned his experience around. So here we go!
1.Physical violence is not ok.
Never ever ever ever under any circumstances is it ok. I heard you threaten more violence in one episode than I’ve ever heard anyone threaten in my life. I don’t blame these guys for being scared.
2.There is a time and a place to stuff a yam in your mouth…
…and that is nowhere and never. The same also applies to calling a woman naggy.
This should’ve been the first clue you needed to go, homeboy. Image via zap2it.
3.If a girl would rather turn her cheek than kiss you in public, you know you’re doomed.
This was the snub seen around the world and it was hella #awkward
4.The moment you get scolded by Chris Harrison is when you should know you’re doing it all wrong.
Never ever piss off the great and powerful CH, or you’ll end up being the brunt of all of his bad Bachelor experience jokes…just like Juan Pabs.
5.Don’t be creepy
I feel like this one is self explanatory just I thought lurking in the shadows while JoJo had her one on one time was uncomfortable enough, but then this happened…
Your boyfriend should be keeping you company while watching scary movies, not making you feel like your part of one. This is the Bachelorette, not Deliverance.
Go home, Chad.
We all know a guy like Chad. Hey, maybe some of us have even dated a guy like Chad! All I’m saying is that thank goodness Chad didn’t make it to another episode…there is NO WAY he would have ever made it through meeting JoJo’s brothers.
What did you all think of this week’s episodes? Were you happy to see Chad go?