Last night’s episode of The Bachelorette gave Chads everywhere a bad rap. First there was the anti climatic conclusion to the cliffhanger from two weeks ago featuring this Chad…
Then there was JoJo’s ex boyfriend Chad who sent the remaining men of the house into a frenzy when he told Life and Style JoJo wasn’t on the show for the proverbial right reasons. Right…because I’m sure you didn’t want your 15 minutes of fame after being called out on national TV.
The real question I want to know the answer to is where did they get these gossip mags from? Last time I checked, I have never caught any boyfriend of mine with an issue of Life and Style on hand.
This season of The Bachelorette has honestly perplexed me more than any other season before. Maybe because it seems like this is just the guys’ Bachelorette frat house world, and JoJo is just living in it.
Seriously, what is this.
No sooner than Chad walked out the door creepily whistling his way home, and they all traveled to Uruguay (seriously, I just think they wanted to see how many times they could awkwardly pronounce Uruguay), the men obviously had to find a new target to take their insecurities out on. That target seemed to be Jordan, but can you blame them?
This is how Jordan makes moves while you all sit cluelessly 10 feet away.
Speaking of moving on quickly, can we go back to Chad for just a second here?
All of Twitter was going insane last night because of this picture…because the girl in the picture happens to be Robby’s ex girlfriend of 3 1/2 years. Who doesn’t feel it’s appropriate to just meet someone over the weekend, make out and pic stitch it together? That’s not moving too quickly at all…
Then again, we are talking about the world of the Bachelor here. Moving on.
Jordan got his first one on one, and women everywhere were thanking Momma Rodgers.
Let’s not forget about his big brother too. Is this even a competition anymore?!
But Jordan and JoJo’s date hit a bump in the road when JoJo called him out for being a player and Jordan responded with this…
Us ladies all know that the water gulp= guilty.
Jim from the Office Derek seems to be another target of the man drama in the house. This makes no sense to me because he seems pretty normal in comparison to some of the other guys left and he looks like Jim. C’mon now!
In the end, we FINALLY said goodbye to Evan. Yes, he actually made it this far.
Props to you Evan for being the whiniest man over the age of 30 I have ever seen. Or the whiniest man ever for that matter.
I really hope somebody bought him a new shirt.
Until next Monday!