Batchin’ and Betchin’: Every Pity Rose Has Its Thorn

We pick up on last weeks pity rose two rose finale surprise with Alex pouting because he still hadn’t gotten a one on one date yet. Be careful what you wish for there, buddy.

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Luckily, we didn’t have to watch Alex’s face stick like this for the rest of the episode because he finally got his one on one.

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He even brushed his hair and changed his flannel for the occasion! He also chose to sit right on top of JoJo in the car….he knows that there is enough room in the backseat that he didn’t have to do that right?

Then there were the rest of the guys, who got on a bus and decided to rap.

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It started with a little something like this….“Well Alex was on a motorcycle ride…” and that’s all I could muster myself to listen to again because I felt actual brain cells dying in my head.

Sadly though, this rap was better than Alex’s “Jo Jo I gots to go go to the liquor sto”….that last bit is apparently his go to line. Like what.

After a lot of awkward silence and eating multiple varieties of potato chips, JoJo slayed the gaucho game and Alex just looked like a little clown on their date.

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Meanwhile, the other guys chowed down on “random pieces of meat.” My personal fave.

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The JoJo and Alex date ended with him saying he loved her and JoJo saying she didn’t feel as excited as she should be. Yeah, same here girl.

Ultimately, Alex got sent away in the dirty pick up truck of shame. He didn’t even get the van….


Oh, and while all this was happening let’s not forget Jordan scored the second one on on, because duh, he’s Jordan.

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I feel the same, bro.

Also, you’re lying to me if you aren’t already thinking about how beautiful their babies would be together. Nope, just me? Ok.

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Jordan also dropped the bombshell that he doesn’t talk to Aaron. Gasp. There goes every girl’s hopes and dreams of seeing big bro Rodgers on the hometown date. Aka me. My hopes and dreams are crushed.

The two one on ones left Robby, James and Chase (?) to all lay in bed with JoJo and watch the Argentinian version of the Bachelor together

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Anyone else still disturbed by this scene two days later?

In the end, JoJo did what everyone predicted after she handed out two roses last week and  let the same two guys go this week. So we said goodbye to James Taylor (and Alex) for real.

I can’t wait for next week. Hometowns are my favorite! Who else is looking forward to meeting the guy’s families?









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